there was a time when men were kind

and their voices were soft

and their words were inviting

and they actually updated this blog

their was a time

tHEN IT ALL WENT WRONG and i want to apologize ahha

pluel sent: do you like granola bars

that stuff looks like my shit aru did england invent that

Anonymous sent: about ur butt: did u try turning it off then turning it back on again

you’re asking too much of me anon

because japan is smart and im sure he gets butt pains all the time !!! surely he will give me some help! 

brofagski:

china has such a way with words ;)

credit 2 michelle for the silk road joke

big-brother-wrath reblogged your photo: All of us are beautiful in our own ways (even…

is that a… One Direction…. shirt….?

DON’T YOU MAKE FUN OF MY CLOTHING YOU HOOLIGAN, I’LL SMACK YOU UP SON

All of us are beautiful in our own ways (even REALLY OBNOXIOUS AIRHEADS COUGHALFREDJONESCOUGH). A lot of people may think of me as ugly, but to be honest, I don’t give a single panda crap. I’m freakin 5000 years old and I’ve dealt with this shit so many times that it doesn’t even phase me at this point. So to answer your question anon, that’s up to you to decide! ….. Personally I think I’m pretty hot, ngl. ;)

All of us are beautiful in our own ways (even REALLY OBNOXIOUS AIRHEADS COUGHALFREDJONESCOUGH). A lot of people may think of me as ugly, but to be honest, I don’t give a single panda crap. I’m freakin 5000 years old and I’ve dealt with this shit so many times that it doesn’t even phase me at this point. So to answer your question anon, that’s up to you to decide! ….. Personally I think I’m pretty hot, ngl. ;)

Anonymous sent: MMM. MARRY ME PLEASE?

But if I marry you, you will grow old without me! I’m sure you wouldn’t want your friends making fun of you for being a cougar now, right? ;)

Tries to make the light of things;; sob

Anonymous sent: SO I'VE HEARD THERE'S A PECULIAR MOUSE PAD STARRING YOU...

how did you find out